you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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