they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
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