Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
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