I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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