How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Are my feet made of real feet?
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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