Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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