This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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