You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
17 year olds will be the death of me.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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