Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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