tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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