brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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