fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
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