I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
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