Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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