This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
high people should be assigned attendants
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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