So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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