found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I think a kid would responsible me up
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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