Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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