I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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