no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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