are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I wannas sexs uuuuu
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Randomize
