That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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