Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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