that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
just tell him i said nine months
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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