question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
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yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
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