apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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