found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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