Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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