I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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