Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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