im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
you made out with another girl for some wings
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
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