Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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