he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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