I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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