I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
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