It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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