He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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