with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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