How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Randomize
