Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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