scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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