And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
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