I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
Randomize