babies were throwing up all over the place
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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