there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Randomize
