Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
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