Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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