She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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