apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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