hotel room ftw
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Man, jail baloney is awful.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Randomize
