So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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