Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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