you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
you're hired as official boob wrangler
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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