The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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